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ih0peyourwifidies:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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imperf3cti0ns:

This is what we get for letting my sister watch the hulk… This is her way of transforming into the hulk

Ben Wyatt drinks Whiskey.

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Do you wanna fight? (x)

(Source: lovelightgold)

From now on we’ll be using code names, you can address me as “Eagle 1”

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ruinedchildhood:

May the odds be ever in your flavor.

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mellarkia:

“Katniss. This is serious. Not just for you. They don’t take these things lightly.”

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