jazzmeat:

I want to be married and have a hundred kids so I can have a hundred friends, and no one can say no to being my friend.

Michael Scott [Part 3 of 3]

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“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” —Michael Scott

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